I had planned on wandering down a different road today. That changed this morning when I clicked on a link in an email I received from an old friend and former business partner. We stay in touch, not often, perhaps … Continue reading
Helga is the proprietor of a bar. She realizes that virtually all of her customers are unemployed alcoholics and, as such, can no longer afford to patronize her bar. To solve this problem she comes up with a new marketing … Continue reading
“It is not the critic who counts, nor the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the … Continue reading
There are times when a picture is worth 1,000 words and there are times when a picture can render one speechless. Thank you, Saima.
A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying and that his dog had been dead for years. He wondered … Continue reading
The American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of … Continue reading
Joe Smith started the day early having set his Alarm Clock[1] for 6am. While his Coffeepot[2] was perking, he shaved with his Electric Razor[3]. He then put on a Dress Shirt[4], Designer Jeans[5] and Tennis Shoes[6]. Finishing breakfast that he … Continue reading
Having recently retired from CBS network’s “60 Minutes” in early October, Andy Rooney passed away on November 4. I will miss his wit and his wisdom. For example…regarding women over 50. “As I grow in age, I value women over … Continue reading
“Some ideas are so stupid only intellectuals believe them.“ ~ George Orwell An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had once failed an entire class. That … Continue reading
Week's End Wanderings 